läs och njut !!
här kommer några bra justin texter.
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo, Justin's hot from head to toe..
Roses are red, violets are blue. Beliebers love Justin, & haters do too
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you make a hate twitter for Bieber, you're supporting him too
Dear BIEBER HATERS, Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers, The Middle One Is For You.
the day Justin Bieber was born was a rainy day, but it was no rain, NO the heaven was crying cause he lost his most beautiful star ?
Me: Justin Bieber is sooo perfect Friend: Nobody's Perfect Me: Looks like somebody's been listening to Hannah Montana a little much..
Me: Justin Bieber is a sex God. Mom: What?!. Me: I said have you seen my Ipod...?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Justin Drew Bieber, I freaking love you ♡
Me: Id like to request "U Smile" Radio: You AGAIN? Stop Calling Every 5 Mins! Me: Just Do Your Job and PLAY THE GOD DAMN SONG WOMAN!
Me: Baby, baby, baby ohhh... Baby, baby, baby.. Hater: Noooo! Me: Wow, you know lyrics...
OMB jookes!!
tycket jag att det var dags igen för några nya.
Om jag vill underhålla mig går jag in och läser
dem här skämten.
Om ni vill ha information om vem som skriver dem hära
och vart ni kan hitta skämten, gå ganska långt bak i arkivet.
Så hittar ni säkert. Om inte kan ni säga till så fixar vi det ;D
Här kommer några skämt. ;D
1. *Singing*
Me: Ima Tell You One Time-
Dad: Why Are You Singing "One Time"? Its So Old.
Me: Justins Songs NEVER Get Old...Unlike You.
2. *Singing*
Me: I Will Never Say Never....
Mum: But You Just Did...You Said The Word "Never".
Me: SHUT UP WOMAN! Im Trying To Sing!
3. Me: AHHHHHH!
*Mum Runs Into Bedroom*
Whats Wrong?
Me: I Had A Nightmare That Justin & Jasmine Were Dating...Oh Wait...They Are! AHHHHHHHH!
4. Me: Even The Sun Is Jealous Of Justin Bieber.
Mum: Why?
Me: Because Bieber Out-Shines It AND He Is A Billion Times Hotter. ;)
Mum: Oh God.
5. Me: I Wouldnt Mind Going To Jail.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I Could Have Kinky Time With Jason McCann( JBs karaktär i CSI) In Our Jail Cell. ;)
6. Mum: Its Weird,Ive Never Actually Seen Bieber's Forehead.
Me: Yeah,Thats Cause He Has A Third-Eye.
Mum: REALLY?
Me: God Woman...Take A Joke.
7. Me: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
Boyfriend: Er...I Got The Bieber Hairstyle.
Me: It Looks Sexy On Justin...But On You? Yeah,Not So Much...
8. Friend: How Did Justin Brake His Foot On Stage?
Me: He Spotted Me In The Audience And Got Distracted By My Sexiness. ;)
*Friend Rolls Eyes*
HAHAAHH!! SKriv vad tycker ni om skämten :D
Här kommer några roliga bieber skämt!
På twitter finns det en tjej som håller på att skriva Bieber skämt. Dom är faktiskt roliga jag sitter och skrattar hela tiden när jag läser dem! Så här kommer några jag tycker är ganska roliga.!!! Hennes Twitter är @OMBieberJokes.
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- Mum: Why Dont You Listen To Anything I Say?
Me: Because Anything You Say Doesnt Involve Bieber.
*Mum Rolls Eyes*
- *Looking At Shirtless Pics Of Justin*
Dad: What Are You Looking At?
Me: You Dont Wanna Know.
Dad: Yes I Do.
*Shows Dad*
Dad: Oh...My...GOD!
- Me:I Found A Shirtless Pic Of Justin!
Friend:Why Do U Have That Expression On Your Face?
Me:Do You Know How HARD Im Trying Not 2 Biebergasm?
- Me: What Are You Doing?!
Brother: Flipping My Hair.
Me:Its Cute When JB Does It,But With You It Looks Like Your Having A Major Spasm Attack
- *Phone Rings*
Me: Hello,Mrs.Bieber Speaking.
*Hangs Up*
Me: WHY Do They Keep Doing That?!
- Boy: Hey,How Are You?
Me: Your Not Justin Bieber.
Boy: So?
Me:So That Doesnt Give You Permission To Talk To Me.
*Walks Away*
