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Eftersom ni gillade skämten förra gången,
tycket jag att det var dags igen för några nya.
Om jag vill underhålla mig går jag in och läser
dem här skämten.
Om ni vill ha information om vem som skriver dem hära 
och vart ni kan hitta skämten, gå ganska långt bak i arkivet.
Så hittar ni säkert. Om inte kan ni säga till så fixar vi det ;D
Här kommer några skämt. ;D

1. *Singing*
Me: Ima Tell You One Time-
Dad: Why Are You Singing "One Time"? Its So Old.
Me: Justins Songs NEVER Get Old...Unlike You.

2.  *Singing*
Me: I Will Never Say Never....
Mum: But You Just Did...You Said The Word "Never".
Me: SHUT UP WOMAN! Im Trying To Sing!

3. Me: AHHHHHH!
*Mum Runs Into Bedroom*
Whats Wrong?
Me: I Had A Nightmare That Justin & Jasmine Were Dating...Oh Wait...They Are! AHHHHHHHH!

4. Me: Even The Sun Is Jealous Of Justin Bieber.
Mum: Why?
Me: Because Bieber Out-Shines It AND He Is A Billion Times Hotter. ;)
 Mum: Oh God.

5. Me: I Wouldnt Mind Going To Jail.
 Friend: Why?
Me: Because I Could Have Kinky Time With Jason McCann( JBs karaktär i CSI) In Our Jail Cell. ;)

6. Mum: Its Weird,Ive Never Actually Seen Bieber's Forehead.
Me: Yeah,Thats Cause He Has A Third-Eye.
Mum: REALLY?
Me: God Woman...Take A Joke.

7. Me: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
Boyfriend: Er...I Got The Bieber Hairstyle.
Me: It Looks Sexy On Justin...But On You? Yeah,Not So Much...

8. Friend: How Did Justin Brake His Foot On Stage?
Me: He Spotted Me In The Audience And Got Distracted By My Sexiness. ;)
*Friend Rolls Eyes*

HAHAAHH!! SKriv vad tycker ni om skämten :D